The most important thing for every booty pirate is the backside
We have the best cameras. In case his ship is sunk, every pirate carries a bar of soap with him at all times. Blow-Boy; Bone Smuggler; Booty Bandit; Booty Bopper; Booty Buffer; Boretto Man. I may go back there myself if it's an easy journey. Exclusive after hours immersive dinner theater experience where attendees are encouraged to come in pirate costumes, ready to be divided.
Comments: